There is a war, and me must fight
But we won't win if we don't eat right
Billions are suffering, so we must prevail
You want Vegan Power?
You better eat KALE!!

Tofu, rice, and beans - BEANS!
And dark leafy greens - GREENS!
Fruits and nuts and seeds - SEEDS!
Partake of these to smash enemies

War is upon us, like it or not
No hippies or weaklings, we need juggernauts
'Cause change never comes from asking nicely
You want Liberation?
You better eat broccoli!!

Tofu, rice, and beans - BEANS!
And dark leafy greens - GREENS!
Fruits and nuts and seeds - SEEDS!
Partake of these to smash enemies

Born to lose, eat to win!
Toughened by tempeh, strengthened by seitan
Born to lose, eat to win!
We scoff at the phrase "protein deficient" (HA!)

("Where do I get my protein? What, are you a fuckin' idiot??")

Show them a vegan like they've never seen
Primed to deliver one million ass beatings!

Tofu, rice, and beans - BEANS!
And dark leafy greens - GREENS!
Fruits and nuts and seeds - SEEDS!
Partake of these to smash enemies